Weeding.
If you’re a home owner and you have any interest in
keeping your property in tip-top shape, or in my case you’re a clinically
insane serious gardener, you understand the constant struggle that is weeding.
It’s been said, anything that you don’t want in
your yard or garden is a weed. Philosophically I would agree. But from
horsetails to shot weed to blackberry starts there are some true weeds that are
like army ants: they just keep coming back for more.
Keeping it all at bay is not particularly fun
either.
Until now.
Introducing the Bernzomatic, a guy’s tool designed
to make weeding fun by burning stuff. The best $35 you’ll ever spend.
Most men like fire. And who didn’t burn ants with a
magnifying glass when they were six, right?
Just screw on a bottle of propane, hit the ignition
switch and you are armed and ready to take out anything and everything in your
path.
It brings to mind the line from Apocalypse Now, “I
just love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
One bit of advice is warranted however. Keep a
garden hose within reach of the area you are power weeding. This process can
get away from you sometimes and things get set on fire inadvertently.
Lastly, if someone from the county happens by and
reminds you there is a burn ban, simply tell them you’re just weeding.
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advertising into this some how.)
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